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ELOQUENCE.
i told benji theres only four dicks i like looking at and he’s guessing them all right off the bat smfh
back to my normal url
aah feels like coming home to a new friend.
belialpetal replied to your post: talking to my brothers fiancee about the 12wbt…
Oh thank jesus I thought I was the only one having such a hard time sticking to that!!
I had no idea you were even doing it hahaha!
the food is literally like. i mean a lot of it is ok we had chicken laksa last night and that was yummy but seriously we had this rice thing tonight that was fucking rancid it was like capsicum, rocket and white rice. im like really. fucking really.
fuck you im going to pizza hut.
if the bride is happy being lovely and curvacious on her wedding day, then i’m perfectly happy being the bridesmaid with hips that could carry eight children comfortably at once.
Some of the recipes are okay but the thing is that what I eat normally isn’t all that much over the 1200 calories the 12WBT limits you to and I haven’t even lost anything.
I ended up going fuck it last night and ate like a whole pizza
drop your intake to 1000 calories and walk the long way to the bus stop each day. i guarantee it’ll make the entire difference.
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belialpetal replied to your post: talking to my brothers fiancee about the 12wbt…
Oh thank jesus I thought I was the only one having such a hard time sticking to that!!
I had no idea you were even doing it hahaha!
the food is literally like. i mean a lot of it is ok we had chicken laksa last night and that was yummy but seriously we had this rice thing tonight that was fucking rancid it was like capsicum, rocket and white rice. im like really. fucking really.
fuck you im going to pizza hut.
if the bride is happy being lovely and curvacious on her wedding day, then i’m perfectly happy being the bridesmaid with hips that could carry eight children comfortably at once.
talking to my brothers fiancee about the 12wbt thing and how badly we’re doing it and we both agreed we’d be chubby and love food than stick thin and living on lettuce
happier eating everything ever and having a bit of extra loving than super duper skinny and living only on veges.
of course if i could have my cake and eat it too i would.
id eat the whole cake.
and then drink a bottle of coke.
and get another cake.
because fuck you i love food.